{"id":1539,"date":"2008-03-17T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beerbellyband.com\/humpty-dumpty"},"modified":"2008-03-17T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-17T11:00:00","slug":"humpty-dumpty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beerbellyband.com\/en\/humpty-dumpty\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMPTY DUMPTY"},"content":{"rendered":"

Irish traditional song lyrics \u2014 collected by Beer Belly Band.<\/em><\/p>\n

Have you heard of one Humpty Dumpty
\nHow he fell with a roll and a rumble
\nCurled up like Lord Oliver Crumble
\nAt the butt of the magazine wall the magazine wall hump helmet and all<\/p>\n

He was one time our king of the castle
\nNow he’s kicked about like a rotten old parsnip
\nAnd be Green St. he’ll sent be order of his Worship
\nTo the penal jail of Mount Joy the jail of Mount Joy jail ’em with joy<\/p>\n

He was fa-father of all things for to bother us
\nSlow coaches and immaculate contraceptives for the populous
\nMares milk for the sick seven dry Sundays a week
\nOpen air love and religious reform so hideous in form<\/p>\n

And a white as couldn’t he mange it
\nI’ll go bail me fine dairy man darlin’
\nLike the bump and bull of the Cassidy’s
\nAll his butter’s in his horns his butter’s in his horns butter his horns<\/p>\n

Sweet luck to the wave’s worst to old Ireland
\nThe hookel of the hammer vest Viking
\nAnd Gall’s cursin’ the day when Blana Bay saw his black and tan man o war
\nSaw his black and tan man o war on the harbour bar<\/p>\n

He was joltin’ by Wellington’s monument
\nOur retorious hipp-a-ma-potamus
\nWhen some bugger let down the back strap of the omnibus
\nAnd he caught his death of fusiliers with his rent in his rear’s give him six years<\/p>\n

Oh we’ll have a free trade Gael’s band and mass meetin’
\nFor to sod that son of Scand-a-knavery
\nAnd we’ll bury down in Ox men town
\nAlong with the divil and Danes the deaf and dumb Danes and all their remains<\/p>\n

Now all the king’s men not his horse’s
\nCould ever resurrect his corpses
\nFor there’s no true spell in Connuaght or hell
\nThat’s ever to raise a Cain<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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