{"id":1782,"date":"2008-03-17T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beerbellyband.com\/the-old-women-from-belfast"},"modified":"2008-03-17T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-17T11:00:00","slug":"the-old-women-from-belfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beerbellyband.com\/en\/the-old-women-from-belfast\/","title":{"rendered":"THE OLD WOMEN FROM BELFAST"},"content":{"rendered":"

Irish traditional song lyrics \u2014 collected by Beer Belly Band.<\/em><\/p>\n

There was an ould woman in Belfast did dwell
\nConstipation was giving her hell
\nShe went to the doctor cause she couldn’t @*$#&
\nSo he gave her a bottle to make her all right
\nWith me nya nya toora lie ah
\nOomph pa pa Oomph pa pa<\/p>\n

Well that very night she went straight home to bed
\nStood on her hands and she stood on her head
\nNow modesty wasn’t a part of this lass
\nSo she opened the windy and shoved out her ass
\nWith me nya nya toora lie ah
\nOomph pa pa Oomph pa pa<\/p>\n

Now Constable Manally was doing his beat
\nRight at the corner of that very street
\nGazing away at the stars in the sky
\nWhen a big lump of @*$#& hit him right in the eye
\nWith me nya nya toora lie ah
\nOomph pa pa Oomph pa pa<\/p>\n

Now this chap Manally he cursed and he swore
\nHe said taking your @*$#& you dirty ould whore
\nDown in the High Street you’ll see him there sit
\nWith a card round his neck saying blinded by @*$!#&
\nWith me nya nya toora lie ah
\nOomph pa pa Oomph pa pa<\/p>\n

Well she @*$!#& all the night and she @*$!#& all the day
\nAnd they sent for the council to take it away
\nWhen the garbage men they said oh what of sight
\nThe was mountains and mountains and mountains of @*$!#&
\nWith me nya nya toora lie ah
\nOomph pa pa Oomph pa pa<\/p>\n

Now that is the end of this old Belfast farce
\nAbout the ould woman’s undependable arse
\nSo if ever your in Belfast especially at night
\nDon’t mind the bullets watch for the @*$!#&
\nWith me nya nya toora lie ah<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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